WAGs Compare Chins With Each Other

The Rag has learned of a secret chin competition taking place in Germany amongst the English WAGs.

Currently favourite, Victoria Beckham (right) faces stiff competition from several other non-entitities including that bird out of Girls Aloud and the other lass with the nice 'tits'.

Viewers can watch the final, in Baden Baden Baden, on Wednesday on EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL. A pull-out guide is also available in tomorrow's Telegraph.